imagine Bucky goes to have a blood test one time and the nurse can’t find a vein
and they’re like ‘are you sure it’s this arm you usually have blood taken from?? maybe i should try the other one’
and he just looks at them like
both of my legs are asleep
Draw dicks on them
isnt that a panic at the disco album
Dads and Tumblr
Dads are like their own species
I miss my dad he is just like these dads 😂😂😂
#DADS I LOVE MY DAD
McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
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arizona joins the aesthetic movement
708. Muggleborns complaining about having to go to the Apple store and purebloods wondering if muggles have a different store for every fruit.
I’m certain the Vulcans were like “We get that you’re half human, so you can keep ONE emotional/human response and you can use it as much as you like.”
And Spock was like “Sass.”
Arrow Season 3 Episode 1: “
The Calm””The Date”, a summary
in which oliver is all “heart eyes muthafucka”
Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped
Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget
I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.
is that john green
That’s John Green.